Sex & Dating
Tinder Swipe of the Day: Does Your Profile Include Sexy Selfies And Twerking Videos?
BY DANIEL MAROTI
Daniel is suddenly enamored by a woman’s Tinder profile which includes provocative selfies and a twerking video.
My GPS signal is sending out pulses. A message by electronic raven to all the old loves and new loves, beaming out to a perfect radius of 22 miles in all directions and across the universe.
There’s no one new around you —
My mantra of the morning.
And then Monica, you appear and I am instantly transfixed with your modeling selfies and your live life attitude.
You’re right, all that can and ever will be said lies in the group of photos known as your Instagram account.
This total and complete abstract collage of self-importance acts as a temple to my aching heart, with the video of you twerking as my altar piece.
How long will I linger in this desert of loneliness, chained as a slave to the uncertainty of existence, until you part the electronic sea before me,
and swipe right?
*Names have been changed.
Tinder Swipe of the Day is based on Daniel Maroti’s experiences on Tinder, the mobile app that matches men and women based on geographical location, number of mutual Facebook friends and common interests. On a mission to find the woman of his dreams, Daniel shares his first impressions, thoughts and feelings about each potential love interest he encounters. Visit newyorksmash.com daily to stay updated on Daniel’s virtual dating adventures.